Front page news today:
Lead article: "409 acres preserved for ages"
"Health insurance costs up modestly"
"Afghans take on Pakistan--in a peaceful soccer match"
"Animal rights group sues Raleigh over bus ad"
Second page news:
Aretha cancels yet another concert or two, Dr. Oz rushes to scene of taxi that jumps curb, Presidential pets
Third page news:
{yawn} It is getting to be stale news, isn't it?